i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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Did you guys know Kanye West had a puppet show?
& that Jim Carrey sent Tupac letters when he was in jail?
These are incredible!
I love Jim Carrey even more now
amazing
J.Cole <3
take that jay z lmfao
J.Cole’s story is amazing
Is everyone going to ignore that Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg were classmates and he sold weed to her
^ Lmfaoooooo yes its insane!
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(2 weeks ago)11,411 notes(2 weeks ago)OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
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153,174 notesshe reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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(2 weeks ago)91,343 notes
just shopping with my eagle
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now THAT is one hell of a way to make money
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IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
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(2 weeks ago)when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me
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